Prepare to cross oceans of time as we bite into Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. (The Stake-House?) Is this the thirstiest of all the Dracula films? Are the accents a pain in the neck, or fang-tastic? Does anyone wear a pair of slutty little sunglasses as well as Gary Oldman does? Can we stop making vampire puns? Don’t Count on it!